{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
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{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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