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Jerry Austin Narron is an American professional baseball manager, coach, and former player. He is the current catching coach for the Los Angeles Angels of Major League Baseball (MLB). He recently served as a major league instructor for the Chicago White Sox. Narron played in MLB, primarily as a catcher, for three teams during 1979–87. He has served as manager for the Texas Rangers (2001–02) and the Cincinnati Reds (2005–07).
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\"Know Your Worth\" is a song by American singer Khalid and English duo Disclosure. It was released as a single through RCA Records on February 4, 2020. It appears on the deluxe version of Disclosure's third studio album, Energy (2020). Following the 2019 song \"Talk\", the song marks the second collaboration between the singer and the duo.
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